• Teacher : What comes after 69?
  • Student : Mouthwash.
  • Teacher : Get out.

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via necrogitnasty)

IMAGINE BEING ATTRACTIVE LIKE HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

(Source: thecatalyst-toyourdemise, via sun-uh)

kakuzu:

how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free

(Source: phiones, via sun-uh)